Friday, July 12, 2013

Story time

-Well goodmorning miss police officer
= Can i see your id?
- yeah sure. Say, do you mind if i borrow your gun for a second
= what for?
- i havent decidet yet. The options are i hijack the train and kill most of the people here ooor i blow my brains out. What do you think?

Nobody told me they're gonna be checking ids and shit.

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