I would say i did not miserable fail at my food. Pigs in a blanket, i think thats what they're called. The only problem was, that my "blanket" was rock hard. oh well, maybe next time :)

Also, this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjmnot3hSUg
but i would change the lyrics into my new found "fear of clustered holes". i just can not forget those images. and yet, i have this strange urge to look at them again.
google is sometimes not your friend.